Sunday, October 26, 2014

An overview of my journey into social media

With Orkut having shut down few weeks back, I thought it is the right time for me to compile my thoughts from how it all started to where I am today w.r.t my social media journey.

To me, internet once upon a time was just yahoo mail and yahoo messenger. Sending smileys to people who were online in messenger and reading interesting emails forwarded by family members and spammers was all I had to do. But who even wanted to go online then? We had games like Road rash and Claw for which 95% of parents bought us PC and we never got bored.

When I was in my 11th I went to my friend's place and saw him using a colorful website. I asked him what he was doing and he said "Idhu Orkut da mama. Friend oda scraping da." . I was thinking madayan adhan chatting ku Yahoo messenger aay irukae apram enna? and didn't bother much. After going home I anyways signed up for Orkut just to see what it was about.

The home page showed "you have 0 friends 0% cool 0% sexy 0% trustworthy, invite your friends, etc." Then I kinda knew that this was unlike yahoo messenger (which was uni dimensional) and had something more to it. Next day when I asked people in my class if they were there in Orkut, they all in turn asked me Hey Orkut vantiya? Request kudra and explained me briefly about the communities and other features of Orkut. I realized that I was a late comer.

One day as usual when I logged into Orkut, I found something written about me which was blocking the entire home page.. The stuff was awesome to read. A big paragraph of what the other person thinks about you; the Testimonial.

After few months of acclimatizing myself to Orkut I felt it
  • was a platform where I could write what I thought about friends and vice versa in the form of testimonial.
  • could create communities (pages) and gather people with similar interest and discuss interesting topics with them.
  • enabled us to know how your friends circle rated you on features such as coolness, etc.
  • helped us share photos, videos, links and get comments from people to our scrapbook.
I was always interested in humor and making people smile and hence decided to open a community named "Singam Sangam" the kingdom for jokes. I had quite a bit of jokes compiled from my emails, sms forwards, funny life incidents, etc. and also luckily enough friends (about 200 that time) to join the community as soon as I started. In no time the community's reach was attained. In few months time along with some 10 moderators and 700 members with constant inflow of jokes every day and positive reactions for each and every post, it was a huge success. Eventually over a span of 2 years I reached the scrap limit, few hundred testimonials  and more importantly a lot of good friends.

Beyond a point Orkut didn't innovate much and so the community reached a saturation point with people getting busier with college admissions and the interest in me also quickly faded. At the same time my friends started asking, hey Facebook sentiya da? Orkuta vida gethu da. Va Vaa.. Na invite tharaen.

Again the same yahoo messenger logic was running in my mind. Orkuta vida epdi da getha iruka mudiyum? Idhula enna illa adhula iruku? But anyways I joined.  Facebook was a new world altogether. Nothing by the word "community", no fan counts, no testimonials in homepage, and on top of that  was very confusing to use at that time.We ended up replying on our own wall like in Orkut scrapbook and get embarrassed. So I got instant dislike towards it. Still I took this as an assignment to learn about Facebook because I didn't have any other hobbies at that time apart from collecting coins.

Facebook started making necessary changes to make the medium more easy to understand. The LIKE button was one feature which immediately hogged my attention and people were also behind it. After having enough understanding on  how Facebook works, I first started importing all the jokes from my community in Orkut in an attempt to regain people here. The tough part was our status updates those days were limited to 1000 characters only. So I had to break sentences, sometimes edit line by line to successfully post them without compromising on the joke.  I also shared the jokes to pages such as Daily Humor on a constant basis to gain attention of wide range of people.

Apart from that,  I also concentrated on what people liked in general such as sports updates, television serials, programs, childhood memories, short films, sharing memes  that are funny etc etc etc. In short I wanted to spread happiness however possible. After posting/sharing all these only to my friends circle and getting positive feedback consistently, I  enabled my profile to public and pretty much continued doing the same. Slowly the number of viewers who were able to relate to my posts kept increasing and I reached a point where I could no longer share whatever I wanted. People started having opinions about me based on whatever  I posted. Therefore these days as much as possible I try to avoid controversial posts and post whatever is safe and enjoyable by the majority. That's simply how I reached where I am today. No hassles, no special efforts no nothing. Just one among you guys.

Here I would like to mention about one thing which really made my profile's viewership increase rapidly.  After achieving quite a bit of followers I felt that the potential for memes to reach more people was  imminent. The concept of a picture is worth 1000 words. So I started sharing memes regularly and ensured that the work of friends and people around me get recognized. It is this simple step of sharing others creation with credits that made both myself and many people around me reach a wider audience.  I would also like to clarify to people that I do not create memes and only share others work with proper credits. If a meme lies like an anaadha kozhandhai, I share it anyways without courtesy so that the person who created it ends up notifying me after which I can give him the credits. This is pretty much what I have done in Facebook.

In short Facebook
  • is a powerful tool where anyone can put forth their view points to mass audience 
  • a great medium for connecting with friends whom you have met at various stages of your life and also random people with similar likes
  • best source to spread happiness  without actually putting any efforts.
  • is as powerful as print media and the responsibility for each and everyone is greater than what we think we have.

After my first two years into Facebook, I also simultaneously created a Twitter handle to see what it can offer. Twitter is probably the most difficult medium to shine for someone. Unless and until are great in blogging or a celebrity  or have people you know  who are already there in twitter who could tell his/her followers about you, it pretty much becomes like "Hello Yaaranu irukeengla? romba romba amaidhya irukudhae" .  If you do not concentrate much about followers, then twitter is a great place to know whats happening around the world in fraction of a second.

With direct updates from celebrities and news agencies themselves in the form of headlines every minute along with the link to news articile, you can break the news in Facebook as soon as u see in twitter. So Twitter and Facebook can complement each other. I got a lot of help from seasoned tweeters like @raghuthaatha, @puneersoda, @whattekarvaad and @adrasakka initially to get that boost. After getting decent amount of followers I started sharing whatever I had posted in Facebook on to twitter. But it didn't work as people in twitter were already updated with old jokes. Then I started tweeting one liners  every now and then but didn't end up getting even 1% of  feedback what I get in Facebook. Rarely a tweet or two gets attention like the one which came in IPL 2013 CSK vs RR match and with that moment I try to catch up for all the lost efforts by advertising  (keeping cover pictures) and all those stuffs.

Also the use of hashtags became wide spread in twitter. With a particular hashtag you can segregate the views of people specifically to the news and end up getting wide range of opinions from people. These things can help you learn about general thinking of people and alter your future posts accordingly .

This year, with an unprecedented increase in Facebook subscribers I tried to bring more people from Facebook to twitter there by making a steady progress in twitter as well. The advantage with twitter is that no one can question you with the number of updates you share every day. Unlike Facebook which clogs others news feeds at any time of the day, Twitter presents news feed at that time. So your posts will be seen by those only who are interested to follow you in Twitter. I still have lots to learn in twitter and how to effectively use the medium. 

Twitter in short
  • Gives us breaking news of pretty much everything in the world right from people and news channels whom you want to follow be it celebrities to local channel lendhu national channel varaikum.. National channel lendhu international channel varaikum.
  • a  great medium to link your blog or website and get a wider reach than you get in Facebook (provided you have basic followers).
  • gets us more constructive feedback and criticisms from people.
  • helps us develop the habit of  writing anything short and sweet

Finally Quora. Though I am not that active in here, I understand that it gives us all the answers for questions we need. Something like a Wikipedia but the answers we get are mostly from experts in that particular field. For instance if you want to know how NASA sent a particular  satellite to space, you might be having answers from astronauts and scientists working in NASA. So Quora, Facebook and Twitter can be a very productive tool for someone to improve their quality of using internet.

My journey so far has been a very interesting one with new things to learn every day. The number of people from different age groups who have written back to me saying how my posts make them happy after a tiring day at office or from graduate students and workers away from home who miss their family really touches me and encourages me to keep posting.

With the world moving very fast, I have always realized that people around us are always stressful with something or the other and are rarely happy. So posting humorous or positive stuffs in social media has always been my way of making  people around me comfortable and happy :) At times certain posts can backfire as I'm also a human and tend to make mistakes here and there. But nevertheless this has been an overview of my journey.

Social media is a great place to ensure happiness.  So please do so. Thank you all.

Monday, September 1, 2014

My journey in and out of Master of Science (MS)

Disclaimer: Whatever I have written below is only my story and what I think about MS. It may or may not apply to the readers.


I am not sure from where to start, so have decided to give a brief intro about the science knowledge I had in my school and Bachelors life.

Intro:

Tenth varaikum science na ennanae theriyadhu. Chemistry adhuvum suttham.. Year 2005 CBSE NCERT 10th std book  la 16th chapter Carbon compunds ngra lesson dhan Organic chemistry odaya basics. Ella compunds formula vum 1st page la irukum. Naanum padichaen..

Ethene formula... Oh correct correct CH2 equal to CH2.. (Adhavadhu CH2 = CH2 ). Propene aa CH3 minus CH equal to CH2 nu padichaen.  (CH3-CH=CH2).

How is Methane produced ngra reaction ah Chithrikoona plus Naooo gives Chifour plus Natukothri nu padichundu board exam ponaen. Adhavadhu

Ch3COONa+ NaOH ---> CH4 + Na2CO3

Ipdi Carbon ku valency 4 ngra vishayatha kooda theriyama 10th board exam ezhudhinavangall la naanum orthan. Padicha school oh DAV Gopalapuram. Perumaiya solvanga padips padips nu. Topper 490/500 vaangitaan na school la padikra elarumae arivaalinga nu nanachutrukanga namma makkal.

11th 12th State board shift aana udana Chemistry na ennanu Rozario ngra deivam orthar kannla kaatinaaru. Tuition la modha class, Dei Thambigala Carbon ku etthana valency theriyuma da? 4. Apdina enna? nu roadla poravanuku kooda purira madhri nadathinaar. Aniki decide panaen. Life la chemistry sammandhama edhachdhu pananum nu. Valu kattaya aasa lam ila. Chuma oru aasai.

Epdiyo andha aasai la, Chemistry dhan Chemical engineering nu nanachutu kurutambokula SVCE la eduthaen . Paartha sammandhamae ila.  Aaanalum manasa thaethindhen... Seri paravala Namakku Coding varaadhu.. Transister Transformer lam 12th la choice la utta parambaraya serndhavanga. Mechanical na Mechanic aaydvum, Biotech la Bio nu iruku namma Csc group so Otthu varadhu nu Chemical aay best nu sandhosha pattukten..

Epdiyo arrear vekkaama pass panna podhum nu pazhaya kostin paper aah mattumae nambi kadavul maela baaratha potutu luck la pass pannitae vandhen...

3rd year la Class la sila deivangal thidiirnu English la puriyadha vaarthailam pesa aarmichtanga. Namaku ennanae purila. Oru evening en veetuku friends 2-3 paer vandhu calling bell azhuthutu, Aunty Shashank irukana? Naanga GRE class pova porom .. Ivano veetla vettiya dhan iruka poran. Suma anupchu udunga aunty nu sonanga..Gumbala pona edho fees la concession  nu vaera en veetla kalapi uttanga.. Uduvaangala en amma.. Seri paa ntaanga...

Namaku Masters na enna? Enna dashku padikanum? onumae theriyadhu. Kudumbathla orthan kooda panla,, Elarum HCL Infosys nu place aaytu sambadhikrango. Naanum College (bachelors) oda padipu mudiyudhu nu dhan school laendhae nanachutrundhaen.

Seri tholayudhu 8000/- nu parents kuduthu utanga.. Elarum "Score Getter" ngra GRE class serndhom.

Ipdi dhan Masters kaana valadhu kaala eduthu vechaaen.. Ennanu kooda theriyaama.

Bachelors situation:

SVCE la 4th yr pasanga oru option dhan choose panna mudiyum. Either Placement or higher studies. Placement nu kudutha MS ku recommendation letter kuduka maatanglam. Higher studies nu option kudutha placement la okathi vekka maatanglam. Idhu vaera oru prechna mind la. GRE ennanae theriyama higher studies ngra risk eduklama?

Patthadhadhuku naa vaera 3 International papers vechundhaen.. Dhayav seidhu Vaaya polakaadheenga !!
So en friends elaarum "Dei 3 International papers aaaaaaa.. Shuuvar Stanford da Berkley da Hardvard da MIT da Mangatha da nu usupaethi utanga..." . So Higher studies option aay OK nu ezhudhi kuduthutaen.

Namma oorula international paper apdingardhu Sadhuranga Vaetai padathla vara yaemathu vaelai madhri.. Bachelors la mosta yaarumae research seiya maatanga except for few reputed colleges like IIT NIT etc. For the benefit of  people who don't know what I am saying,  you have two types of papers. Research paper and Review paper.

Research paper na, Naama edhavdhu current trending topics patthi namma department professor kitaendhu kaetu naamalae lab la research senjo illa professor ku help panni yo findings laam  positive aaa negative aaa nu kandupudikardhu aprom compile panradhu. Review paper na matthavanga ennalam senjurkanga andha field la nu summary madhri compile panni present panradhu.

Namma college synposiuthla lam nadakudhae paper presentation, adhu poora review paper dhan. Matthavan panirkardha google laendho alladhu seniors kitaendho aataya poduvanga... Minji pona pota aataila ivanga edhachu onnu rendu sekra madhri serthutu film kaatvanga. Adhunala dhan knowledgeable professors can easily identify when a college student presents if it is his original work or not.

As Anna University affiliated students, the maximum we know outside our curriculum is In-plant training and Final year project. Very few colleges like SSN EEE department have a great research program which the students themselves started to apply what they study in labs and also train their department juniors and keep the research tradition going. They have even entered Limca book of records. Here's the link. http://www.erfssn.org/about/ .

So my point is anyone who knows to cut copy paste and has money to register for an International conference by paying so and so rupees can easily get selected. These conferences mostly care about money making unlike few reputed ones like IEEE where they have commendable panel team. Ozhunga usefula edhavdhu pananum na IIT, CEG,  BARC, etc madhri edathla  edavdhu summer internships apply panni 3 months research panradhu dhan. Namma oorla USA madhri college or full semester bunk adichtu research pannalaam uda maatanga, adhan prechana. So only summer vacation time can be used for this. No one tells us these things. That in-plant trainings and prizes won in paper presentations are actually useless. No one here asks for your certificates and prizes. If you want something useful in your resume, go and work under an organization for at least 3 months. Develop an interest towards real-life research problems.

Seri namakku inga solirkara edhuvum amayala, endha internship um kadaikala apdina, neengalae paper presentation engenga nadakudho andha topics aah patthi google search panni, edhavdhu topics la interest irukka nu paarthutu reference books, professor help, senior help, etc nu use panni evlo mudiyumo avlo knowledge gain pannikonga. These things and knowledge help you towards your masters study also but is not necessary to apply for masters.

Back to where I was. Namakku indha internship, project oru dashum kadayadhu. Ellar madhriyum gumbaloda govindha va In-plant training nu oru naal 2 bus pudichu Manali nu engayo poitu vandhen 2 hours ku. Certificate kuduthan. Paisa projanam ila.

CLRI la kaasu kuduthu Final year project panaen. Kadavul punniyathla Masters apply pannrathuku kadha udra alavuku help pannirchu.

Friends lam 3 paper 3 paper nu  kudutha buildup ku Stanford, Berkeley, CMU, Texas Austin, nu ella appa tukker college kum apply panni seri pona povdhu nu onnae onnu namma level nu Iowa State University kum apply panaen.Paartha Iowa State aay en mogarakattaiku periya college aamam... Evanku theriyum..

Ella college laendhum Reject. Reject. Reject. Reject Reject nu mail la thuppinaaan... except Iowa State University.. Kadavul ella door ayum close pantu orae oru door open panntaar easy aa irukatumae nu..

Intermediate Moral: Any paper International or local if you had just cut copied etc , paisa projanam illai. Munnadi sonna madhri Only research / work experience counts. Adhuvum periya university la admit kadaikanum na GRE TOEFL SOP elamae tip top aa irukanum. Indha chinna vaislendhae Music lam katthundhu, kannadi potundu maths science la laam school lendhae genius aa irukaanglae, andha madhri aatkal vaena apply paniklam.. Naama just namma range universities, adhuvum seniors and friends ta kaetu apply panniklam.

Before the journey

Seri Iowa State University la admit kadachurthu. I-20 (Admit letter) la 1st year ku $36000 kaatanum nu sonnaan.. Apdina evlo nu calculate panna 24 Lakhs. Yosichaen..Namma mogarakattaiku ivolo selavu  panradhu worth aa? College laaye pazhaya kostin paper vechu dhan otrom. Just pass aana podhum nu thiriyarom. Patthadhadhuku edho oru oorla Thaniyaa vera irukanum. Matthavanga nammala ethi udranga nu solitu idhelam panni aaganuma nu nanachaen.. Manasu kaekla. Amma ta kaetaen. Naa ingiyae WIPRO adhu idhunu vaela pannitu irundhudrenae maa nu. Loosatam pesadha. Poi padichutu va da nu sonnanga. Seri ennadhan nadakudhunu paapom nu Kalambinaen Iowa, USA.

The journey and funny instances

Naama evlodhan english la pesinaalum enna dhan India la engineer naalum indha oorula sila English Vinglish scenes nadakkadhan seiyum. Enakum adhae dhan..

Vandha annikae  ID card adhu idhunu kadaikarthukulla usurae poiduthu..  International students office pona namma Kai la University map kuduthutu indha indha building poitu indha indha formalities mudichutu va nu soltango.  Apovae I knew, its gonna be just us standing on our own legs nu...

University Food court la "Subway" irundhuchu. India la dhan english la geth kalapirkomae Marry brown, CCD la laam nu solitu ponaen. Il have Onion, Lettoosu nu solli mudikarthukulla Enna oru maadhri paarthan kadakaaran . Innuru Indian pinadi lendhu Letis nu sonaan.. Ohh Letuce a Letis nu solanumo okk.  Anga dhan prechana theendhudhunu paartha aduthu capsicum nu sonane. Thirumba kadakaaran ennayae paarthan.. Thirumba andha paiyan Green peppers nu sonaan.. Shabaa indha oorula english therinjaalum kashtama irukae nu thalaila adichunden. Apram kaiyaaalayae this that dass bussunu ellathayum vaeral kaatiyae poda solli vaangin vanten.

Aduthu 2 hours kaechu Panda express ngra kadaila can I have tissue paper nu kaeta avan Chilly Pepper packet tharaan. Dei thambi apo na India la pesinadhu english dhaana? Yaend a ipdii? Adhukum innurthan sonaan.. Napkin nu solanumaam indha oorla. Thalaiya sorinjundhen vadivelu madhri..

Modha naal class ulla late aa poren. Enaku apram vandhavan lam ulla poran. Naama dhan Indian aachae kalaachaaram mikkavan. So class velilayae ninnutrukaen 10 minutes aa... Velila irukravan ulla varan.. Ulla irukravan fone pesitaae velila varaan.. Innurthan classlayae thanni kudikkran.. Onumae purila.. Naa Saar Saar nu kaeka Porfessor solrar, You don't need to ask my permission to get in..

Innuru naalaiku en professor Bio renewable law and policy ngra class la 1st class ngradhunaala course epdi irukum, Epdi grade kudupaaar nu sollitu presentation kaatitu irundhaar. Enako pona thookam. Kanna muuditaen.. Apponu paarthu avar

"Just to give you guys a heads up" nu sonaar. Thuuki vaari potruchu.. Ayuyo thookathla thala saanjadha paarthutu heads up nu soltaaro nu. Aaana avar enna moraikavae ila ..  Onume purila.. Yaen da tittitu paarkaamalae poitaar nu.. Apram google la paartha heads-up ngradhu oru idiom. Apdina munn echarikaya sollren nu arthamaaam


Things to do as soon as you arrive (only related to funding):

Veetla Appa Amma padi da padi da padi da nu kadhari kadhari dhan padichurukom. Inga neeyachu Un vaazhkaiyachu nu irukum. Avan avan edho funding funding nu pesipaanga. Apdina enna? Adhuku enna pananum? Onumae enaku therila. Aaana katthundhen..

First thing to do is find all the faculties in the department where you are selected. (This should actually be done at the time of applying itself so that at times you get aid while you get the admit letter ). Enaku admit letter oda Aid kadaikaadhadhaala I had to do it after arriving.

 So department professors list la endha professor udaya current research work namma idhuvaraikum (by chance) senja work oda relate aavdhu nu paarthaen. Apdi onnumae relate aagaliya? Naama apo sadhuranga vaetai madhri ennalam solli relate pannikalaam nu yosichu adhuku etha badi innuru resume prepare panninden. But definitely one should be having some related experience to the department where you have got admit. Resume ready aana udana I started emailing professors who were interesting with my original resume. Enakku kadavul punniyathla  CLRI la panina final year project konjam en professor odaya work oda match aachu. Adhu mattum ilama some unthinkable moments can sometimes help you in your way. For example en appa usuala edhavdhu Anandha vigadan ooh ila Hindu paper layo edhavdhu interestinga padicha en amma kita solluvanga. Appo orunaal sonaanga fish saapta kannuku nalladhaam. Adhula Omega fatty acids irukaamae nu. Indha eniko sonna vishayam enaku help pannirthu.

En professor enta avarudaya project patthi solitrukum bodhu " Fish oil contains some fatty acids, I forgot the name...." nu pause kuduthaar. Appo annan edho padicha pulla madhri Saar Omega fatty acids? Yes Shashank that is right!!! nu sonaar. Idhula impress aanavar dhan Research assistantship kuduthutaar.

Again for people who want to know how and what are the funding options available for graduate students (Masters/PhD) There is one called Research Assistantship (R.A) and another called Teaching Assistantship (T.A).

Since I m a Chemical engineer who pursued masters in environmental engineering, I'l stick with this field for now.  R.A na professorvaela seiyara topic la, paavam avaraala vayasaanadhaala mudiila nu solitu avar saarba nii assistant aa irundhu vaelaya pannitu avarta report pananum nu artham...

Vaaram Vaaram enna seiyalam nu nee avarta solanum. Avar vaayae thorakka maatar. India la dhan namakku idhu sei  adhu sei nu solli solli seiyardhu.. Inga project title kudukardhoda avar vaela over. Niii related articles padichu, onaku oru idea kadachu adha vechu enna next pannalaam nu yoschu oru proposal/hypothesis ezhudhi avarta solanum. Idhuku paer dhan Research Plan. Idha nii sonna dhan lab ulliyae nozhaya mudiyum.

Idhae computer science paiyan ku R.A or Graduate assistantship (G.A) na ipdi research plan lam irukanum nu avasyam ila. Professor ku enna vaenumo adha develop panni kudupaan. So department to department assistantship paerum enna thaevai ngradhu maarum.

T.A na Un english pesra thiranai vechu (TOEFL la nii over all aa and speaking la edutha mark nalla irundha nalla chance. Iliyaa College la Speech Teach Test edukanum) niii un professor ku avarudaya undergraduate class ku eduka vaaipu iruku. Ilana avanga ezhudhiya test aa correct pananum. Ilana lab la edachu experiment set up pananum. Ipdi professor udaya U.G class nadakka help panradhu T.A.

RA/GA and TA ku naraiya benefits Naray college la full tuition waive pannidranga. Apdina nii salli paisa education ku katta vaenam. En college la na 11500$ / semester kattanum assistantship ilati.. Kadachaadhaala 2800$ kattina podhum. That is like our UG fees under capitation fees quota. Adhu mattum ila. Onaku maasam maasam stipend vaera kudukran. 1500$. You earn more than your fellow  U.G classmates do in IT companies for 1st few years and you are side by side studying a higher degree and learning what real education is.

Ipdi onaku Kaila kaasum kuduthu, research seiya lab um kuduthu, katthukarthukaana ella opportunities um kudutha yaen katthuka maata nii? This is the boost which we all want in our lives. The turning point which we all need at some point, to do great things in life. That is what MS can give to you. You end up paying your own fees from next semester onwards. Appa kaasu vaenam pa, naanae paathukren nu oru dharava solli paaru. Onaku andha aruma puriyum. :)

So the goal is to do anythng and everything to get that assistantship/aid. Namma department la response kadaikiliyaa? Go meet professors. Don't wait thinking they'l reply nu. Onna madhri 100 paer anupvanga. Avarku enna thala ezhutha ovvoru mail aaa padikanum nu? So knock the doors and talk with them. Vaelaiku aavliya? try other departments. Chemistry Physics edhachu thaedu. Engayachu T.A kadacha kooda sooper. Beggars cant be choosers.

Apdi edhuvumae kadaikla na University la hourly pay ku Restaurants, library anga inga nu work panra madhri irukum. Indha hourly works which we do in university naala  RA TA GA madhri benefits kadaikadhu. Adhavadhu fees korayadhu. 1500$ lam kaasu kadaikadhu maasam maasam . Aaana edhuvumiladhadhuku edho paravala nu irukum. Idhan unga last option.

But always remember even if you don't get funded in your first semester, always try to work under your  interested professor on your topic of interest so that resume ezhudha usefula irukum. Adhan important. He might have so many contacts with companies in  and around your university area who might be working on similar projects. So internship ku usefula irukum.

My work under my professor was very useful which made me get a 10 month internship under a company who were also doing similar projects. So R.A kadachadhu poga ipo internship um kadhachudhu. See how one thing relates to another?

Also if you do your research well and you are able to produce good results, be it positive or negative toyour hypothesis, you can publish these in high impact journals or world congress/conferences that are purely meant for research publications unlike the international conferences I meant few paragraphs before. Indha research opportunities UG la usuala irukardhilla. Adhan IIT anga inganu poga solradhu summer internship ku so that you get used to Masters research.

Career fair:

Indha oorla namma oor madhri college ku vandhu recruit pana maatan.. However Gumbala ella companies um oru edathla assemble aaytu stall stall aa potu avanga company ah patthi solluvaanga. Naama mun kootiyae namakku interested companies aah note down pannitu adhellam google panni yaar yaar ta ennanna pesanum nu prepare panikanum.. Adhukaetha Resume um prepare panikanum up to date aa..

Career fair la enna oru prechana naa nii pesra ellarumae onna Bill gates level ku buildap kudupan.. I did my Bachelors in Anna University nu sonna kooda Oh is it? That's interesting. Wow I can see quite some research there!! Oh That's fantastic nu.. Wow you have an R.A.nu ishtathuku uduvaan.. Asaravae asaradha.. Namma oorla interview seriya panla na cleana therinjudum. Aaana indha oorla oru ezhavum theriyadhu. Ellarayum ivanunga bildapp kuduthae kondruvaainga.

Epdi munadilam Ind vs Aus Cricket series  munaadi Australians solluvaanglae. Indians are a dangerous side. Sachin is world class player. Dravid is wall nu solitu white wash pannitu poidvan. Naama paper la wow Sachina paaratirkan Wow Gilchrist gentleman nu sollitu thirivom..  So interview call ku koopadra varaikum yaemandhradha.Evan epdi paaratnaalum nii gunnu madhri nillu.. Onna patthi ennalam solla vandhiyo sollidu. Impress pantom nu thuli kooda yaemandhradha.

Semester semester indha Career Unfair poga poga naraya katthupeenga. Enna companyla enna seiyaraanga. Enna edhirpaakranga etc. So see how your research and these companies requirements match. Find out what else you need to develop. What softwares are the companies are using etc. Try to improve your profile every semester before you go to attend the fair.

Idhellam enaku oru paya solalaa.. Naa baatuku na ennamo paruppu ngra madhri phone call ku wait pannuvaen.. Missed call kooda kudukamaatanga rascals..

Other plus points:

Masters abroad la panravanga  naraya katthukalam. Padikardhu, research panradhu, kaasa semikardhu  Veetla roomates turn potu samaipom so that no silly reasons can be given and no one skips a meal.So eventually time management nalla pannalam. You get properly groomed. India la namaku adhukaana avasyam ila unless you stay in hostel where you get to learn some of these. S So naanga geth neeenga vethunu lam kadayadhu. Naanga scene podrom nu kadayadhu. Indha oorla idhu necessity, seiyarom.

Finale : Epdiyo oru vazhiya padippa mudichu, Thesis a mudichu, adha premier conference la present panna chance um kadachu, Internship a mudichu, Adhae company la full time um vaangitu, Appa va 1st sem ku maela kaasa anuppa udama naanae en selava paathundu, Cooking adhu idhunu katthundu, onga ellarodayum social media la spend panna time um kadachu kadasiila11th std la enaku chemistry edutha Rozario sir naala Iniki oru Research scientist aa oru bio-fuel company la vaelapaakren.. Enaku therinja varaikum Naraiya luck idhula irundhudhu yaena naa choose pannadhulam positive aa mudinjadhu. So konjam easya katthuntaen adipadaama...

Iniki na MS pannadhuku aniki en friend adicha oru calling bell dhan kaaranam nu nanacha siripa illa? Plus naraya paer sonnanga Aiyaiya environmental engineering aa? Vaelaya kadaikadhae!! Scope aay iliyae? Yaen computer science padikliya onga paiyan...... aaaa oooo nu. I'm an example to show everyone that people cannot predict and mostly they do not know everything. Adhae madhri Nalla university la padicha dhan madhippunu kadaiyadhu.. Carnegie Mellon (CMU) la padichavan vaela kadaikaama India um poirkan. Iowa/Ohio State University la padichutu elamae kadachavanum irukan. No one knows what's in store for you.

Masters study is like a pot full of opportunities. Nii evlo allriyo avlo kai ku kadaikum.. Nii nanachu paarkaadhadhu ellam katthuklam. So it is up to each and every individual to find out whats the worst  and best case scenario before deciding if you can give it a shot.  Inga Padichadhu and ni katthundhadhu vaela kadaikala naalum waste aaydadhu. Nii financiala romba kashtapadriya? Innum effort poduva. Innum naraya katthuppa. And suppose niiii  pota effort ku onaku palan kadachudhu nu vei, naalaiku neeyum thatthuvam pesalam.

FAQs

1) Anna I want to apply for masters Anna. How are the opportunities there?

A) Sathyama orthanukum theriyadhu. Vaela kadacha enakae naalaiku en course ah en university la innurthan edutha vaela kadaikuma nu theriyadhu. Avanavan enna katthukran. Interview la epdi pesran.. Avan naeram avanuku yaetha vaela kadaikudha ellamae andha andha nimisham dhan theriyum. So unless someone makes an effort and begins to learn no one knows anything. So Indha kaelviya kaekadha. Answer solravanayum nambadha unless avan company la onaku vaela vaangi tharaen nu sonnalae vazhiya.

Also in general USA la Comp science engineering padicha vaela kadaikardhu konjam easy.. Meedhi departments ku lam varies from individual to individuals...

2) Anna I got this much in GRE. This much in TOEFL. What are my chances? Endha Univs apply pannalam?

A) Sathyama orthanukum theriyadhu.. Edulix madhri website la admit kadachavan lam marka poduvan. Aaana adhunala onakum kadaikum nu avasyam ila. Kammi mark vechu Stanford um kadaikalam. Adhiga mark eduthu Stanford kadaikaamayum irukalam. So Onaku enna padikanumo adhuku yaetha seniors ta University la ennalam course iruku. Epdi research funding lam iruku nu kaetukonga. Micha badi admit kadaikuma nu josiyam lam theriyadhu.

3) How is the placement there? Will I get a job?

Ans) Career fair la na munnadi sonna madhri Neeya poi pesradhu dhan.. Onn resume.. Onn paechu.. Onn credentials.. Nee inni varaikum senjadha epdi nii kaamchukra epdi impress panra poruthu dhan. Career fair thavara  company websites la poitu apply pananum. Also micha job websites layum apply pananum. Avanuku thaeva padum bodhu nee irukanum. So it  totaally depends on Time..

4) Anna MS apply panren Please guide me na?
Ans) Share the blog :P


Friday, May 31, 2013

When you get a Job, be really proud of it..

Dedicated especially to students who did their primary and secondary schooling in CBSE

When we were 3 or 4 years old, our parents joined us in the kindergarten, and little did we know what this journey of ours really meant. After successfully learning ABCD, nursery rhymes and 1 2 3 4, we jumped to Primary schooling. Textbooks and 4 lined notebooks entered our school bags. Lunch baskets were also carried, as we started our regular 7 hours of school with 4 subjects, being Maths, English, Language and EVS.

Then we faced the first major exam of our life called 1st std midterm exam written in our 40 pgs test notebooks. Then we quickly forgot what we learnt (except in maths) as new syllabus was to be studied for 2nd exam of our lives, the 2nd midterm test. After 2 midterm tests we came across the biggest exam called Annual exam, which we understood was the exam we need to pass to go to next class.

For the first time in our lives we start to carry exam pads in a Pothys silks plastic bag and enter the exam hall with seating arrangements made with a 2nd std boy writing next to us. The exam had Objective paper part carrying 40 marks where we wrote answers on the question paper itself and then 2nd part to be filled in Answer sheet for 60 marks.

After getting used to this routine till 5th std, we entered Secondary schooling. EVS now became general Science. 3rd language had to be taken. We saw the book bags that our parents brought from school and came to know that new subjects had to be learnt. Science and Maths text books started to look bigger as we got set for 6th standard. Midterm tests got replaced with Quarterly exam and Half yearly exam. Objective part of exam went away and all 100 marks were to be answered only in answer sheet. Alright from 4 to 5 subjects now. "Periya class ku vantom" we said to ourselves. We bravely faced the exams and somehow cleared them too. Some of us also put vetti scene "Ayuyo 6th std, pass avaenaanu theriliyae.. Periya class achae" and also polambify to our paati thatha, “therila paati result epdi varum nae”. Our Grand parents reassure us, "chi summa iru da nee lam pass aaydva. Appana polavae gettikaaran nee lam"and we did. Same story happens in 7th. Someone from our family goes to notice board and then calls our house. Dei Nii 8th pora da.. Ah that relief.

8th la Social science was introduced and for the first time we had 6 subjects to learn all of a sudden. English, 2nd language, 3rd language, General science, Social science and maths. 600 ku 500 aavdhu thaandanum ngra target comes into the picture. Till 7th we would have easily got within 400 out of 500 category, but 8th lendhu out of 600 kae we will get the marks what 1st rankers got in 7th. 470s and 480s ...We get kalaichufied School van la. For instance

Friend (Topper in next class) : Enna da Total evlo?
Me: 480 Thala
Friend: Oru subject baaki varavaendiyadhu irukka?
Me: (Mind voice... "Oh idhuku paer dhan avamaanama?") and keep silent.

After getting the taste of avamaanams, we now enter 9th standard. We start wondering, "aaha idhu romba periya class achae". 9th na pant vaera potundu school poganum.. We say Byebye to 3rd language. "Saniyan oru subject ozhinjudu". Now Maths textbooks start coming in 2 volumes. General science get split into Physics, Chemistry and Biology within a textbook. Social la ennada na History Geography and Civics nu pirichurvanga..We at times got confused between Physics and Civics. "Oh idhu Science adhu Social science ah? Ok Ok".  

Now this is the class where teachers put the big Gundu. "Students for annual exam, you will have the entire book. All the portions covered for Quarterly will be asked in Half yearly and both portions from both exams will be asked in Annual exam." We muzhungufy the echil and ask God,"Ivloolaama padichaanunga pona varsham mundhina varsham padichavangalam?". Then we ask our bench mate "Dei epdi da ivlo padikardhu?". "Enakkae therila machi". 

School van la Poitrukkum Bodhu we start hearing 11th and 12th std boys discussing.. “Hey Illada Sin teeta is 1 / Cosec Teeta da. Cos Teeta dhan da answer. Tan teeta va substitute panni paaraen..” Our Mind voice "Namakku already 9th std allu kalambing, idhula ivanunga enna elavu da pesikraanga? Idhellam namakku puriyuma?? Ayoyoo enna subject ra avanga padikardhu?.. Aaala udu Modhalla 9th ah mudippom.." 

Then we see our classmates and best friends who were our range all these years, starting to get Great marks in Quarterly and Half yearly exams, and when it is annual, we slowly come to know that they have been going to tuition. We then understand. "Oh ho Tuition ngardhu failures ku mattum nu dhanae nanachom.. Appdi iliyo?" We somehow clear the 9th with avamaanamish mark and enter tenth.

Aaaha Board exams. Vaazhkailiyae periya buildupp kudukkapatta exam. School laam maari maari ezhudhina exam.. Roll number a Phone number range ku fill pannina exam. Idhukku vara resulta paakanumae nu Compuer laam vaangi, adhula resulta paarthu, Poi solravangalku Poi solli, Miidhi paerta markae sollama epdiyo marachu, oru vazhiya mudichutom..

Then we entered the 11th standard.. Yappa epdiyo teeta va teetiyachu... Physics Chemistry ellathukum silar kumbudu potrupaanga, Silar eduthurupanga..  Silar vaenda veruppa padichurupaanga.. Silar CBSE, Silar Stateboard, Silar commerce etc etc...

After finishing 11 and 12th, avanavan edachu college sendhu, adhula 3 or 4 years Arrear vekkama, apdi Vecha adhayum clear pannitu, Record sign Obsi sign, Professors Come and meet me nu solla, Internal la kutthu, External vekkra vaetu, Friends gang ganga pirinju, Love failure adhu idhunu vandhu,  School life dhan best nu thoni, Apparam oru best friend kadachu, avanta polambi, Apram apdi ipdinu 4 varsham mudikkum bodhu, Company la Interview ku okkarara... Adhuvum enna madhri sila goiya caseunga, MS nu scene ah potu, maelum 2 varsham padichutu, appram vaela thedanum.

So right from starting of our journey till where we are right now, we have done it all, DONE IT ALL, only to get settled in Life and make our parents proud. We have knowingly or unknowingly cleared all the barriers that came across us and have excelled in life.

So whoever has a job, feel great and be really proud of it...

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Collection of chosen IPL 2013 Tweets/Status updates..

Here are some of the tweets / Facebook Statuses of mine during this IPL, that have been compiled. I have also posted the Facebook links for posts which have received great response.

1)
Indha IPL opening ceremony enga nadandhadhu ngardhu mukkyam illa!!!
Next IPL opening ceremony enga nadakkum gardhu dhan Mukkyam!!!


2) 
Bad luck for Sun risers. 'Pune' crossing their path in the very first match.
#Superstition


3)  
Catches win matches?
Bitch please...
Our Jadeja can give a catch and finish the match.. #JadejaFacts
(after CSK vs RCB last ball thriller R.P Singh bowls no ball... )
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151535713478770

4) 
IPL FACT:
It doesn't matter if you have a purple cap or an Orange cap. To lift the IPL trophy, you need the Yellow cap. #CSK
 


5)
CSK wants all the matches to go down the Wire
CSK fans feel all match going down their Vayir

Kalakkudhu da saami


6)   
Sir Ravindra Jadeja forgot to eat his breakfast..
So he made an egg outta his batting...


7)
A man tried to pick a team for fantasy league..
He chose Gayle first..
He then got a message,
Thank you for picking your Fantasy team. 
(After Gayle's 175)

8) 
While the whole world sees Lunar eclipse its
Solar eclipse in Chepauk


(April 25th SRH vs CSK in Chepauk)

9) (A compilation from Cricinfo's comments section)
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151557236278770

10)
Rajasthan Royals, inikki Sammy Unga kanna kuthirchu

(April 27th SRH vs RR) 

11) 
Because Dhoni leads the side, the place is still called Chepauk
Had Gambhir or Kolhi lead the side, the place would have been called Kilpauk

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151558168368770

12)
Dear Bangalore,
Be happy. and consider RCB is still on top of the table..
Because CSK is in a different league altogether

(When CSK was 1st and RCB 2nd on IPL Table) 

13) 
Yes, I agree.. CSK matches are fixed..
Infact all IPL teams' matches are fixed..
To know when please refer to IPL schedule.
 


14)
Congrats Delhi Daredevils
First team to start practicing for IPL 7
 


15
Dei Harbhajan pannadhuku paeru dance ah da? Beach manna seruppulaendhu tattravan madhri gudhikkran 

16) 
Alaipayuthey on KTV.
Azhuga Varudhey on Sony Tv


(After CSK loses to MI 2-0 in group stages)

17)
Vinay Kumar...
Bowling podrathuku badhila Ball ah neeyae crowd ku potudlam
 
 

(After Miller prepares Vinay Kurma with his bowling)

18) 
Every time Hussey loses his orange cap..Gayle finds it and returns it back!!

19)
CSK played 14 matches
MI played 14 matches
RR played 14 matches
Gilchrist, played just 1 innings and put all these 3 into playoffs!!!


20)
Whenever Nehra bowls here after, it should be called Business class and not Economy

21)
Kumble ennamo Saavu veetla Kaapi kaekaravan Madhri pesran

22) 
Sir Ravindra Jadeja was called for Spot Fixing. But he changed the Spot

23)
If Bhajji had slapped Sreesanth today, he would have been a National hero
(After Sreesanth was arrested for Spot fixing)

24) 
Sreesanth's dad blames Dhoni for framing his son..
Yaen utta Sreesanth kae Dhoni dhan Kaaranam nu sollaen...
 


25)
Gilchrist KEPT quietly for 14 long years
Took a BOWL, 

Put Bhajji and
Ended his appetite for Cricket

(In his last match, takes Harbhajan's wicket)  

26) (When CSK vs RCB match was affected by Rain and few people said CSK fixed it :D)

Dear Haters,

Weather fixing, if at all is possible can be done only by one person...

Sincerely,
Ramanan


27)
8 overs per side ku Chinnaswamy stadium ah da? 
Adhukku en veetu terrace ay podhumae

28)  
CSK will win this match if the score board shows 8 overs starting from 12 overs to 20 overs #FinishersNotStarters 

29)
Murali Vijay apdiyae Paai Padukkayoda Ground pakkam vandhrukkannu nanaikren 
(Gives a slow start to CSK in the 8 over match)

30)
Moral of the match: CSK vs RCB
Vijay forgot to hit the balls so the ball hit his
 


31) 
The reason why Bangalore played their last match at home was to save on travel expenses
(After they get eliminated)

32)
Looks like MI have successfully qualified for qualifier 2!!
(Loses to CSK in Playoffs)

33)
SIR ey Jahan Se Achchha
(SRJ gives a crucial breakthrough for CSK against MI in playoffs)
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151598576213770    

34)
Rohit Sharma.. Thambi Ni MI ku dhan captain..
Aaana Dhoni Unakkae Captain
 

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151598646278770 

35)
You can fix a match
but you cannot bloody fix that catch
(Raina takes a stunner against MI in playoffs)

-------------------Finals------------------------
 
36)  
MI :
Thappana match ku vantomo?
Finals aamae idhu...

(After MI lost 4 wickets quickly)

37)
Ashwin ah lam slip la vecha,
Indha ball ku adutha ball la dhan vizhuvann

(Ashwin reacts late to  a slip catch, misses crucial Pollard's wicket) 

38)
Sir Ravindra Jadeja got bored of Cricket..
So he played Golf

 (Irresponsible lofted shot, gets out for a duck)  

39) 
Murali Vijay to Dhoni:
7 overs aaircha?
Right Boss na Kalambren..
 


40)
Strategic Time out..
Dhoni to Ashwin: Apaada pesrathuku neeyachu irukiyae.
 


41)
Anti Dhoni Fans...
You will dearly Hope that Dhoni gets out now .....
That's what he is for opposition when he plays for India..
A threat to the opposition
Kindly remember that
 


42)
The Management betrayed
The team Betrayed
He was standing their all alone...
All he needed was a support...
CSK today was a mini representation of what India and its fans are for my Inspirational Icon
M.S.Dhoni
 

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151607030428770

43) 
Heights of Bayam . :

Dhoni batting..
One ball remaining, 29 runs needed !!
Rohit Sharma setting the field so desperately !


44)
Record and listen to all Dhoni's post match presentations..
Graduate as MBA..
 
 


THE END

Saturday, February 2, 2013

The childhood card game that I can never forget!!

Four pack of cards shuffled and dealt to 6 friends... These 6 have played this card game for long long time...

1st person: (Has the benefit of starting first and can control the round) : 6 jacks

2nd person : (Thinking Modhalla Namma kaila irukardha Gaali pannuvom...) 4 more

3rd Person: (Knows one of them have bluffed but it is not in the spirit of the game to check in 1st round having played so long) : 3 more da

4th person : ( Gumbaloda govindha ..... Notices his pack has 3 jokers... Also he Makes a general self talk to himself in such a way that others can hear) says "Ada Paavigala enta dhan da 4 Joker iruku Annyayathuku bluff vekreenga da... Seri Po 4 more" OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A BLUFF...

5th Person thinks: Otha epomae 6 paer aaadna oru nallavan irupaanae andha nallavan than 4th person. What if its true, who ll take all these mess of cards, seri Gumbaloda Govindha "2 MORE" ...

6th Person..: (smiles at 4 and 5.....) 2 more...

1st person: (Apaadaaaa) SIXXX MOREEEE..... with a vicious smile as though 1st round he cheated all 6 of em..

NOTE: We used to play the game such that Any one can check any one's card in that round. We found that was more interesting compared to only next person checking previous person's cards...

2nd person: 4 moree daaaa......Otha...

3rd Person: (realizes Otha ivanga vechukunae povanga na summa irukanuma? Sees the 1st and 2nd person's face.... These guys know each other very well and so its difficult to find if they bluffed... Takes a gamble....)

says : Checkingsssssssssss (checks the 2nd person's cards and realizes that the 2nd person was true and 1st person had bluffed on 2nd round)

2nd person: Allingsss.... (EPIC MOMENT)

1st person: Gives the best smile of his life time...

THE GAME OF BLUFF, If not for you my childhood would have been 60% wasted....

Thursday, January 3, 2013

A collection of my tweets and statuses from 2012

 0) Dhanush to wife: Paathiya d Kolaveri semma hittu. I'm worldwide famous now.
Rajnikanth: Enna ma anga sattham?
Dhanush: Summa pesikitrukaen Maamaaa

1) Two Search phrases Google cant help you with; Sachin Tendulkar Dropped and Rajnikanth's movie flopped

2) Tom Cruise reveals that ongoing India - Australia series will be included in his "Mission Impossible" sequel

3) Pongal Special- Jallikattu in Perth...

4)  Dhoni, be careful, ICC might ban you for slow batting rate as well 

5)  M.S Dhoni logs into FB account. 1 Notification..Sehwag and Dhoni are now friends

6)  A.C = Alternating current; D.C = Direct current; T.N = There's No current

7) What's the similarity between T20 and test? Indian innings

8) Announced retirement in his last match? NO. Team mates carried him? NO. Got any ovation from the crowd? NO. Difference b/w Humans & #WALL

9)School days - Dai mani aaru aayrchu da ezhundru...| Grad Life - Dai Maani aaru ayrchu da, ippoyaach thuungu!!
 
10) If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models? 

11) Breaking- Sehwag and Dhoni fight in plane for the window seat 

12) If you have Morkel, you finish it early. If you have Dhoni , you finish it late. If you have Nehra you are finished

13) Match Puttukuchu, Airline paduthukuchu. Time to change owner's name to Vijay 'Kazhutthula' Mallaya 

14) Fastest means of communication: RCB bowlers can write messages on the ball and bowl. It can be sent to the crowd ASAP 

15) CSK, Manasu la enna solludhu?? Jesse Jesse solludha?? Adhan thothuthom ! 

16) Solar energy, tidal energy, Wind energy and now Steyn energy

17) After this cheap performance, Deccan Chargers will now be available in Mercy electronics

18) (Away match for CSK) Deccan can try defeating CSK only today cos remember, in Chennai, Chargers won't work #PowerCut

19)  12 over match aam la. Idhukku edhuku da Eden Garden.. Enga veetu Garden layae aaditu polaamae!!

20) CSK with their usual plan. Allow Mumbai Indians to be at the top of the table but win the IPL.

21) Forget Sehwag or Gayle, Csk fans more concerned about Jayalalitha's 'POWER' play.

22) The queue formed by girls for pani poori at Gangotree convincingly beats the queue formed by guys at petrol bunks. 


23)  Hockey is our National sport..But take it sportively  

24) One more temple run request and I am running to temple 

25) Interviewer to Ravindra Jadeja - Which was your favorite moment in IPL 5 ?  Jadeja: The auction 

26)  If IPL is fixed and you know about it, then here's your check list

  • Dada participated in IPL knowing its been fixed
  • Entire WC winning Indian team plays IPL because it's fixed and they all love acting
  • All the international players play in IPL for a chance in Bollywood
  • Simon Taufel loves umpiring fixed matches only
  • Commentators and pundits are brainless and you are knowledgeable
  • You have no respect for Dravid, Kumble and Tendulkar all these years?
  • If you checked right any one of the above criteria, also check if
  • You are die hard WWE fan? if not , please consult doctors at
Government Mental Hospital Ayanavaram
No 112, Medavakkam Tank Road, Kilpauk, Chennai - 600010  

 27)  Make use of your last strategic time out discussing which flight is cheaper to your respective homes ( To the opposition that was playing against CSK)

28)  1$= 56 Rupees.; MS aspirants joining this fall please consider your family's downfall

29)  Inii engal News paper, Deccan Chronicle (After Deccan's help for CSK)

30)  Seems Nayanthara takes the role of Vidya Balan in tamil version of dirty picture. Now what will be the movie title?? 'Kevalamaana Padam'

31)  Nehra accepts he never involved in fixing and that he genuinely bowled bad

32) Bhatiya ... Mandaya Potiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bravo's last ball 6)

33)  If a special match b/w DC & PWI is organized after IPL to find out who the REAL loser is, I guess Rain will win.  

34) Air India Pilots should be picked in IPL teams for their excellent Strike Rate

35) Now please don't tell me that 'Ganguly the Movie' is a prequel to Kollywood film named Dhoni

36)  Yo Mahesh usually raps, today he rocked ( 4- 0 -21-2) 

37) 1990's Beggars: Amma Thaaye Picha podungamma

2012 Beggars :
Hit Like/share if u love ur Mom/father/sister.
Hit Like/share if u love God :)
Please like my page


38) I hate it when people asking you to share their short film or Photography is the only time they even talk to you

39) Sorry White and Christian , In Chennai , Color and Religion has never been a problem

40) Only in IPL that if Pune crosses you, then its a good superstition

41)  Lucky to have updated the current city when Current was there.... (Entering Chennai after 1 year)

42)  Soon US Dollar will become Euros. Euros ll become Great Britain pounds. Pounds will become Kuwait Dinar and Indian Rupee ll become Dollars (Murugar)

43) For the next 30 days, no one's gonna care if sun rises or not but Batman should. 

44)  Russia is shining in sports... Football yesterday , Tennis today and Swimsuit edition tomorrow

45)   Meaning of Traffic signal in India

Red- Go If no vehicles come from other 3 sides

Orange -Evanum Madhikka thaeva illa

Green- Go... but vehicles from other 3 sides decide your destination


46) The national bird will soon be changed to Kohli

47) I belong to the group who believed that Neil Armstrong was already dead, even before today.

48) When Siddhu speaks you can hear him even when TV is muted. When Manmohan Singh speaks, you cant hear even in full volume.   

49)  Surya in Maatran ok but this Harris Jayaraj Thirundha Maatran

50)  If you go to Orkut using Internet explorer, you are a Historian

51)  Parents run with their Child for confidence to help them learn Cycling. Usain Bolt can run with his child to make him learn Motor Bikes.  

52)  Murray Gets the Gold. Federer gets Old

53)  Virat Kohli is the Man of the series..Rohit Sharma is the Kohli of the series..Alaeka Amukkungada!!!!  

54)  Newton's Fourth Law: There is a Vadivelu dialogue for every situation in your life.

55)  For every athlete, once in 4 years is representing their country in Olympics. A dream. But for Phelps, its a new venue to collect Gold.   

56) You don't need to fast today to become Anna...~Happy Raksha Bandhan 

57)  Couple during first night ...

Wife: Ennanga Light off pantu vaanga..
Husband: Iru di Current aay cut aaydum ippo

Tamil Nadu Rox!!! 


58)  Simon Taufel to retire from International Umpiring after the on going T 20 world cup. Probably his only wrong decision as an umpire!!

59) Dear posers, Not looking at the camera doesn't mean you are posing naturally...

60) A guy plays cricket almost consistently for 22 years and goes into a lean patch, we say drop him... A guy who gets dropped from team and one fine day comes back to get 4 wickets in just '1 match' .. We say Whatta comeback.. Somethings are just limited to Indian fans

61)  Stuart Broad by name, Stuart Little by nature - Yuvraj Singh

62)  In Cricket there are only 8 teams playing regularly. Then what the F is Super 8?

63)  The 5 symptoms of laziness..1)
  
64)  For International students, it should be called 'Career unfair'

65)  Gals changing display pictures has become like an FB event. Adhuku oru Gumbal koodudhu paaru!! Ayuyuyoo

66)   All Samsung Officials are withdrawing their children from English medium schools because the first thing they were taught was "A for Apple" 

67)  Even though Sachin Tendulkar now has joined Facebook, when he adds a photo to his Facebook profile, it will be called Wall photo.

68)  UV rays can cause cancer but Yuvi rays cure cancer

69)  First Anna library; Then Anna Arch;  Students now eagerly waiting for Anna University   

70)  Everyone has an Asshole friend. If you don't, you are that Asshole

71)  Looking at the trend of scams in India, the future generation  will get confused whether India gate is a scam or a monument

72)  Unless a cyclone is named Tsunami, no one really cares about other names...Nii enna paer vaenalum vei, School irukka Illiya that's all.. 

73)  Each time I goto sleep, I die. Next morning when I wake up, I am reborn, - M.K.Gandhi
Each time I goto sleep, I'm reborn. Next morning when I wake up, I die again - Students
 


74)  Cabinet may reshuffle how many ever times, but a pack of cards will always have same number of jokers

75)    Airtel super singer Junior participants ah Music director paada kuupadrangalo iliyo, Director kandippa nadikka koopduvaar!!!#Whattay acting skills

76)  Feel sad for whoever posting, Wow inside Infosys. Wow inside HCL. Wow inside Cognizant.
Its like Kasab posting, wow whatta biryani, inside Jail


77)  MS student's situation
Student: Saar tomorrow is Saraswathi pooja. I cant able to touch book..
Professor: Then submit assignment by e-mail.
 


78)  Ten years back came minsara kanavu. Now comes minsaramae kanavu

79)  Kejriwal is trying to expose more than what Sunny Leone has ever done in her entire career!!!

80)  Kareena Kapoor (10 year old) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita singh in 1991. Kareena congratulated the couple at that time and Saif replied .. "Thank you beta" .. No wonder now Saif has beta version of his marriage!!   
   
81)  Thanks to Vadivelu, Mayira Pochae can now be decently told as Vada Poche!! 

82)  Happy birthday Sachin and Dravid of Indian freedom struggle..
Mahatma Gandhi = Tendulkar. Everyone remembers Oct 2nd as his birthday alone. But it is also the birthday of Dravid named 'Lal Bahadur Shastri'
 


83)  Post match press conference..
Ravi Shasthri: Dhoni what's the reason for team's loss?
Dhoni: Pitch Please


84)  Sachin has one more record.. He has played the most number of "This could be his last match/series" matches..

85) DLF gives way to 'Pepsi IPL' ..Time for Archana Vijaya to give way to 'Pepsi Uma'

86)  Kasab hanged. Hurry, post an awesome status and win a 3 year holiday package to replace him in jail !!

87)  Kohli vs Swann would make perfect story line for Aadukalam 2

88)  When someone shouts at you for your mistake, you reply "na otthukren en thappudhan sorry" in order to pacify and end it smoothly.. But wtf moment is when the shouter responds saying "nii enna mairu otthukardhu"

89)  One more song / tune he copies , People will change his name From Harris Jayaraj to Hair is Jayaraj !!

90) Diwali Ku Tv la Enna Padam Paakalaam
Ajith Fan- Mankatha
Vijay Fan- Nanban
Surya fan-Singam
TNEB - Enna ma Anga Sathamm????
 
    

91)  Weekdays used to be long and weekends short. Now time runs so fast that Weekdays are short and weekends are invisible. 



92)  But nothing like TN elections... Same story happens.. Jaya tv, Ndtv and every other news channel would have announced Jayalalitha as CM.. But DMK will still be leading in SUN TV 

93)  If Romney was from Anna University, he would have applied for Re-evaluation..

94)  Halloween is truly celebrated when people start putting their original photos as Display pictures.

95)  Dear GOD. Take Ravi Shastri. Give us back Tony Greig

96)  We don't care if you are Hindus or Muslims. A christmas gift is a gift....- R. Jadeja    
   
97)  Archaeologists reveal that Mayans were die hard Cricket fans and they missed their date only by 2 days. 

98)   Jeppiar colleges should be set up in Delhi!!

99)  BCCI should select 11 painters instead of cricketers if they think about white wash.

100) 12/12/12/ Happens once in a life time..
Bitch please, all the dates happen once in a lifetime only....
 


101)  IOC bans Indian Olympic Association..Now Indian athletes cannot participate in future Olympics...

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