Friday, May 31, 2013

When you get a Job, be really proud of it..

Dedicated especially to students who did their primary and secondary schooling in CBSE

When we were 3 or 4 years old, our parents joined us in the kindergarten, and little did we know what this journey of ours really meant. After successfully learning ABCD, nursery rhymes and 1 2 3 4, we jumped to Primary schooling. Textbooks and 4 lined notebooks entered our school bags. Lunch baskets were also carried, as we started our regular 7 hours of school with 4 subjects, being Maths, English, Language and EVS.

Then we faced the first major exam of our life called 1st std midterm exam written in our 40 pgs test notebooks. Then we quickly forgot what we learnt (except in maths) as new syllabus was to be studied for 2nd exam of our lives, the 2nd midterm test. After 2 midterm tests we came across the biggest exam called Annual exam, which we understood was the exam we need to pass to go to next class.

For the first time in our lives we start to carry exam pads in a Pothys silks plastic bag and enter the exam hall with seating arrangements made with a 2nd std boy writing next to us. The exam had Objective paper part carrying 40 marks where we wrote answers on the question paper itself and then 2nd part to be filled in Answer sheet for 60 marks.

After getting used to this routine till 5th std, we entered Secondary schooling. EVS now became general Science. 3rd language had to be taken. We saw the book bags that our parents brought from school and came to know that new subjects had to be learnt. Science and Maths text books started to look bigger as we got set for 6th standard. Midterm tests got replaced with Quarterly exam and Half yearly exam. Objective part of exam went away and all 100 marks were to be answered only in answer sheet. Alright from 4 to 5 subjects now. "Periya class ku vantom" we said to ourselves. We bravely faced the exams and somehow cleared them too. Some of us also put vetti scene "Ayuyo 6th std, pass avaenaanu theriliyae.. Periya class achae" and also polambify to our paati thatha, “therila paati result epdi varum nae”. Our Grand parents reassure us, "chi summa iru da nee lam pass aaydva. Appana polavae gettikaaran nee lam"and we did. Same story happens in 7th. Someone from our family goes to notice board and then calls our house. Dei Nii 8th pora da.. Ah that relief.

8th la Social science was introduced and for the first time we had 6 subjects to learn all of a sudden. English, 2nd language, 3rd language, General science, Social science and maths. 600 ku 500 aavdhu thaandanum ngra target comes into the picture. Till 7th we would have easily got within 400 out of 500 category, but 8th lendhu out of 600 kae we will get the marks what 1st rankers got in 7th. 470s and 480s ...We get kalaichufied School van la. For instance

Friend (Topper in next class) : Enna da Total evlo?
Me: 480 Thala
Friend: Oru subject baaki varavaendiyadhu irukka?
Me: (Mind voice... "Oh idhuku paer dhan avamaanama?") and keep silent.

After getting the taste of avamaanams, we now enter 9th standard. We start wondering, "aaha idhu romba periya class achae". 9th na pant vaera potundu school poganum.. We say Byebye to 3rd language. "Saniyan oru subject ozhinjudu". Now Maths textbooks start coming in 2 volumes. General science get split into Physics, Chemistry and Biology within a textbook. Social la ennada na History Geography and Civics nu pirichurvanga..We at times got confused between Physics and Civics. "Oh idhu Science adhu Social science ah? Ok Ok".  

Now this is the class where teachers put the big Gundu. "Students for annual exam, you will have the entire book. All the portions covered for Quarterly will be asked in Half yearly and both portions from both exams will be asked in Annual exam." We muzhungufy the echil and ask God,"Ivloolaama padichaanunga pona varsham mundhina varsham padichavangalam?". Then we ask our bench mate "Dei epdi da ivlo padikardhu?". "Enakkae therila machi". 

School van la Poitrukkum Bodhu we start hearing 11th and 12th std boys discussing.. “Hey Illada Sin teeta is 1 / Cosec Teeta da. Cos Teeta dhan da answer. Tan teeta va substitute panni paaraen..” Our Mind voice "Namakku already 9th std allu kalambing, idhula ivanunga enna elavu da pesikraanga? Idhellam namakku puriyuma?? Ayoyoo enna subject ra avanga padikardhu?.. Aaala udu Modhalla 9th ah mudippom.." 

Then we see our classmates and best friends who were our range all these years, starting to get Great marks in Quarterly and Half yearly exams, and when it is annual, we slowly come to know that they have been going to tuition. We then understand. "Oh ho Tuition ngardhu failures ku mattum nu dhanae nanachom.. Appdi iliyo?" We somehow clear the 9th with avamaanamish mark and enter tenth.

Aaaha Board exams. Vaazhkailiyae periya buildupp kudukkapatta exam. School laam maari maari ezhudhina exam.. Roll number a Phone number range ku fill pannina exam. Idhukku vara resulta paakanumae nu Compuer laam vaangi, adhula resulta paarthu, Poi solravangalku Poi solli, Miidhi paerta markae sollama epdiyo marachu, oru vazhiya mudichutom..

Then we entered the 11th standard.. Yappa epdiyo teeta va teetiyachu... Physics Chemistry ellathukum silar kumbudu potrupaanga, Silar eduthurupanga..  Silar vaenda veruppa padichurupaanga.. Silar CBSE, Silar Stateboard, Silar commerce etc etc...

After finishing 11 and 12th, avanavan edachu college sendhu, adhula 3 or 4 years Arrear vekkama, apdi Vecha adhayum clear pannitu, Record sign Obsi sign, Professors Come and meet me nu solla, Internal la kutthu, External vekkra vaetu, Friends gang ganga pirinju, Love failure adhu idhunu vandhu,  School life dhan best nu thoni, Apparam oru best friend kadachu, avanta polambi, Apram apdi ipdinu 4 varsham mudikkum bodhu, Company la Interview ku okkarara... Adhuvum enna madhri sila goiya caseunga, MS nu scene ah potu, maelum 2 varsham padichutu, appram vaela thedanum.

So right from starting of our journey till where we are right now, we have done it all, DONE IT ALL, only to get settled in Life and make our parents proud. We have knowingly or unknowingly cleared all the barriers that came across us and have excelled in life.

So whoever has a job, feel great and be really proud of it...

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Collection of chosen IPL 2013 Tweets/Status updates..

Here are some of the tweets / Facebook Statuses of mine during this IPL, that have been compiled. I have also posted the Facebook links for posts which have received great response.

1)
Indha IPL opening ceremony enga nadandhadhu ngardhu mukkyam illa!!!
Next IPL opening ceremony enga nadakkum gardhu dhan Mukkyam!!!


2) 
Bad luck for Sun risers. 'Pune' crossing their path in the very first match.
#Superstition


3)  
Catches win matches?
Bitch please...
Our Jadeja can give a catch and finish the match.. #JadejaFacts
(after CSK vs RCB last ball thriller R.P Singh bowls no ball... )
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151535713478770

4) 
IPL FACT:
It doesn't matter if you have a purple cap or an Orange cap. To lift the IPL trophy, you need the Yellow cap. #CSK
 


5)
CSK wants all the matches to go down the Wire
CSK fans feel all match going down their Vayir

Kalakkudhu da saami


6)   
Sir Ravindra Jadeja forgot to eat his breakfast..
So he made an egg outta his batting...


7)
A man tried to pick a team for fantasy league..
He chose Gayle first..
He then got a message,
Thank you for picking your Fantasy team. 
(After Gayle's 175)

8) 
While the whole world sees Lunar eclipse its
Solar eclipse in Chepauk


(April 25th SRH vs CSK in Chepauk)

9) (A compilation from Cricinfo's comments section)
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151557236278770

10)
Rajasthan Royals, inikki Sammy Unga kanna kuthirchu

(April 27th SRH vs RR) 

11) 
Because Dhoni leads the side, the place is still called Chepauk
Had Gambhir or Kolhi lead the side, the place would have been called Kilpauk

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151558168368770

12)
Dear Bangalore,
Be happy. and consider RCB is still on top of the table..
Because CSK is in a different league altogether

(When CSK was 1st and RCB 2nd on IPL Table) 

13) 
Yes, I agree.. CSK matches are fixed..
Infact all IPL teams' matches are fixed..
To know when please refer to IPL schedule.
 


14)
Congrats Delhi Daredevils
First team to start practicing for IPL 7
 


15
Dei Harbhajan pannadhuku paeru dance ah da? Beach manna seruppulaendhu tattravan madhri gudhikkran 

16) 
Alaipayuthey on KTV.
Azhuga Varudhey on Sony Tv


(After CSK loses to MI 2-0 in group stages)

17)
Vinay Kumar...
Bowling podrathuku badhila Ball ah neeyae crowd ku potudlam
 
 

(After Miller prepares Vinay Kurma with his bowling)

18) 
Every time Hussey loses his orange cap..Gayle finds it and returns it back!!

19)
CSK played 14 matches
MI played 14 matches
RR played 14 matches
Gilchrist, played just 1 innings and put all these 3 into playoffs!!!


20)
Whenever Nehra bowls here after, it should be called Business class and not Economy

21)
Kumble ennamo Saavu veetla Kaapi kaekaravan Madhri pesran

22) 
Sir Ravindra Jadeja was called for Spot Fixing. But he changed the Spot

23)
If Bhajji had slapped Sreesanth today, he would have been a National hero
(After Sreesanth was arrested for Spot fixing)

24) 
Sreesanth's dad blames Dhoni for framing his son..
Yaen utta Sreesanth kae Dhoni dhan Kaaranam nu sollaen...
 


25)
Gilchrist KEPT quietly for 14 long years
Took a BOWL, 

Put Bhajji and
Ended his appetite for Cricket

(In his last match, takes Harbhajan's wicket)  

26) (When CSK vs RCB match was affected by Rain and few people said CSK fixed it :D)

Dear Haters,

Weather fixing, if at all is possible can be done only by one person...

Sincerely,
Ramanan


27)
8 overs per side ku Chinnaswamy stadium ah da? 
Adhukku en veetu terrace ay podhumae

28)  
CSK will win this match if the score board shows 8 overs starting from 12 overs to 20 overs #FinishersNotStarters 

29)
Murali Vijay apdiyae Paai Padukkayoda Ground pakkam vandhrukkannu nanaikren 
(Gives a slow start to CSK in the 8 over match)

30)
Moral of the match: CSK vs RCB
Vijay forgot to hit the balls so the ball hit his
 


31) 
The reason why Bangalore played their last match at home was to save on travel expenses
(After they get eliminated)

32)
Looks like MI have successfully qualified for qualifier 2!!
(Loses to CSK in Playoffs)

33)
SIR ey Jahan Se Achchha
(SRJ gives a crucial breakthrough for CSK against MI in playoffs)
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151598576213770    

34)
Rohit Sharma.. Thambi Ni MI ku dhan captain..
Aaana Dhoni Unakkae Captain
 

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151598646278770 

35)
You can fix a match
but you cannot bloody fix that catch
(Raina takes a stunner against MI in playoffs)

-------------------Finals------------------------
 
36)  
MI :
Thappana match ku vantomo?
Finals aamae idhu...

(After MI lost 4 wickets quickly)

37)
Ashwin ah lam slip la vecha,
Indha ball ku adutha ball la dhan vizhuvann

(Ashwin reacts late to  a slip catch, misses crucial Pollard's wicket) 

38)
Sir Ravindra Jadeja got bored of Cricket..
So he played Golf

 (Irresponsible lofted shot, gets out for a duck)  

39) 
Murali Vijay to Dhoni:
7 overs aaircha?
Right Boss na Kalambren..
 


40)
Strategic Time out..
Dhoni to Ashwin: Apaada pesrathuku neeyachu irukiyae.
 


41)
Anti Dhoni Fans...
You will dearly Hope that Dhoni gets out now .....
That's what he is for opposition when he plays for India..
A threat to the opposition
Kindly remember that
 


42)
The Management betrayed
The team Betrayed
He was standing their all alone...
All he needed was a support...
CSK today was a mini representation of what India and its fans are for my Inspirational Icon
M.S.Dhoni
 

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151607030428770

43) 
Heights of Bayam . :

Dhoni batting..
One ball remaining, 29 runs needed !!
Rohit Sharma setting the field so desperately !


44)
Record and listen to all Dhoni's post match presentations..
Graduate as MBA..
 
 


THE END

Saturday, February 2, 2013

The childhood card game that I can never forget!!

Four pack of cards shuffled and dealt to 6 friends... These 6 have played this card game for long long time...

1st person: (Has the benefit of starting first and can control the round) : 6 jacks

2nd person : (Thinking Modhalla Namma kaila irukardha Gaali pannuvom...) 4 more

3rd Person: (Knows one of them have bluffed but it is not in the spirit of the game to check in 1st round having played so long) : 3 more da

4th person : ( Gumbaloda govindha ..... Notices his pack has 3 jokers... Also he Makes a general self talk to himself in such a way that others can hear) says "Ada Paavigala enta dhan da 4 Joker iruku Annyayathuku bluff vekreenga da... Seri Po 4 more" OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A BLUFF...

5th Person thinks: Otha epomae 6 paer aaadna oru nallavan irupaanae andha nallavan than 4th person. What if its true, who ll take all these mess of cards, seri Gumbaloda Govindha "2 MORE" ...

6th Person..: (smiles at 4 and 5.....) 2 more...

1st person: (Apaadaaaa) SIXXX MOREEEE..... with a vicious smile as though 1st round he cheated all 6 of em..

NOTE: We used to play the game such that Any one can check any one's card in that round. We found that was more interesting compared to only next person checking previous person's cards...

2nd person: 4 moree daaaa......Otha...

3rd Person: (realizes Otha ivanga vechukunae povanga na summa irukanuma? Sees the 1st and 2nd person's face.... These guys know each other very well and so its difficult to find if they bluffed... Takes a gamble....)

says : Checkingsssssssssss (checks the 2nd person's cards and realizes that the 2nd person was true and 1st person had bluffed on 2nd round)

2nd person: Allingsss.... (EPIC MOMENT)

1st person: Gives the best smile of his life time...

THE GAME OF BLUFF, If not for you my childhood would have been 60% wasted....

Thursday, January 3, 2013

A collection of my tweets and statuses from 2012

 0) Dhanush to wife: Paathiya d Kolaveri semma hittu. I'm worldwide famous now.
Rajnikanth: Enna ma anga sattham?
Dhanush: Summa pesikitrukaen Maamaaa

1) Two Search phrases Google cant help you with; Sachin Tendulkar Dropped and Rajnikanth's movie flopped

2) Tom Cruise reveals that ongoing India - Australia series will be included in his "Mission Impossible" sequel

3) Pongal Special- Jallikattu in Perth...

4)  Dhoni, be careful, ICC might ban you for slow batting rate as well 

5)  M.S Dhoni logs into FB account. 1 Notification..Sehwag and Dhoni are now friends

6)  A.C = Alternating current; D.C = Direct current; T.N = There's No current

7) What's the similarity between T20 and test? Indian innings

8) Announced retirement in his last match? NO. Team mates carried him? NO. Got any ovation from the crowd? NO. Difference b/w Humans & #WALL

9)School days - Dai mani aaru aayrchu da ezhundru...| Grad Life - Dai Maani aaru ayrchu da, ippoyaach thuungu!!
 
10) If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models? 

11) Breaking- Sehwag and Dhoni fight in plane for the window seat 

12) If you have Morkel, you finish it early. If you have Dhoni , you finish it late. If you have Nehra you are finished

13) Match Puttukuchu, Airline paduthukuchu. Time to change owner's name to Vijay 'Kazhutthula' Mallaya 

14) Fastest means of communication: RCB bowlers can write messages on the ball and bowl. It can be sent to the crowd ASAP 

15) CSK, Manasu la enna solludhu?? Jesse Jesse solludha?? Adhan thothuthom ! 

16) Solar energy, tidal energy, Wind energy and now Steyn energy

17) After this cheap performance, Deccan Chargers will now be available in Mercy electronics

18) (Away match for CSK) Deccan can try defeating CSK only today cos remember, in Chennai, Chargers won't work #PowerCut

19)  12 over match aam la. Idhukku edhuku da Eden Garden.. Enga veetu Garden layae aaditu polaamae!!

20) CSK with their usual plan. Allow Mumbai Indians to be at the top of the table but win the IPL.

21) Forget Sehwag or Gayle, Csk fans more concerned about Jayalalitha's 'POWER' play.

22) The queue formed by girls for pani poori at Gangotree convincingly beats the queue formed by guys at petrol bunks. 


23)  Hockey is our National sport..But take it sportively  

24) One more temple run request and I am running to temple 

25) Interviewer to Ravindra Jadeja - Which was your favorite moment in IPL 5 ?  Jadeja: The auction 

26)  If IPL is fixed and you know about it, then here's your check list

  • Dada participated in IPL knowing its been fixed
  • Entire WC winning Indian team plays IPL because it's fixed and they all love acting
  • All the international players play in IPL for a chance in Bollywood
  • Simon Taufel loves umpiring fixed matches only
  • Commentators and pundits are brainless and you are knowledgeable
  • You have no respect for Dravid, Kumble and Tendulkar all these years?
  • If you checked right any one of the above criteria, also check if
  • You are die hard WWE fan? if not , please consult doctors at
Government Mental Hospital Ayanavaram
No 112, Medavakkam Tank Road, Kilpauk, Chennai - 600010  

 27)  Make use of your last strategic time out discussing which flight is cheaper to your respective homes ( To the opposition that was playing against CSK)

28)  1$= 56 Rupees.; MS aspirants joining this fall please consider your family's downfall

29)  Inii engal News paper, Deccan Chronicle (After Deccan's help for CSK)

30)  Seems Nayanthara takes the role of Vidya Balan in tamil version of dirty picture. Now what will be the movie title?? 'Kevalamaana Padam'

31)  Nehra accepts he never involved in fixing and that he genuinely bowled bad

32) Bhatiya ... Mandaya Potiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bravo's last ball 6)

33)  If a special match b/w DC & PWI is organized after IPL to find out who the REAL loser is, I guess Rain will win.  

34) Air India Pilots should be picked in IPL teams for their excellent Strike Rate

35) Now please don't tell me that 'Ganguly the Movie' is a prequel to Kollywood film named Dhoni

36)  Yo Mahesh usually raps, today he rocked ( 4- 0 -21-2) 

37) 1990's Beggars: Amma Thaaye Picha podungamma

2012 Beggars :
Hit Like/share if u love ur Mom/father/sister.
Hit Like/share if u love God :)
Please like my page


38) I hate it when people asking you to share their short film or Photography is the only time they even talk to you

39) Sorry White and Christian , In Chennai , Color and Religion has never been a problem

40) Only in IPL that if Pune crosses you, then its a good superstition

41)  Lucky to have updated the current city when Current was there.... (Entering Chennai after 1 year)

42)  Soon US Dollar will become Euros. Euros ll become Great Britain pounds. Pounds will become Kuwait Dinar and Indian Rupee ll become Dollars (Murugar)

43) For the next 30 days, no one's gonna care if sun rises or not but Batman should. 

44)  Russia is shining in sports... Football yesterday , Tennis today and Swimsuit edition tomorrow

45)   Meaning of Traffic signal in India

Red- Go If no vehicles come from other 3 sides

Orange -Evanum Madhikka thaeva illa

Green- Go... but vehicles from other 3 sides decide your destination


46) The national bird will soon be changed to Kohli

47) I belong to the group who believed that Neil Armstrong was already dead, even before today.

48) When Siddhu speaks you can hear him even when TV is muted. When Manmohan Singh speaks, you cant hear even in full volume.   

49)  Surya in Maatran ok but this Harris Jayaraj Thirundha Maatran

50)  If you go to Orkut using Internet explorer, you are a Historian

51)  Parents run with their Child for confidence to help them learn Cycling. Usain Bolt can run with his child to make him learn Motor Bikes.  

52)  Murray Gets the Gold. Federer gets Old

53)  Virat Kohli is the Man of the series..Rohit Sharma is the Kohli of the series..Alaeka Amukkungada!!!!  

54)  Newton's Fourth Law: There is a Vadivelu dialogue for every situation in your life.

55)  For every athlete, once in 4 years is representing their country in Olympics. A dream. But for Phelps, its a new venue to collect Gold.   

56) You don't need to fast today to become Anna...~Happy Raksha Bandhan 

57)  Couple during first night ...

Wife: Ennanga Light off pantu vaanga..
Husband: Iru di Current aay cut aaydum ippo

Tamil Nadu Rox!!! 


58)  Simon Taufel to retire from International Umpiring after the on going T 20 world cup. Probably his only wrong decision as an umpire!!

59) Dear posers, Not looking at the camera doesn't mean you are posing naturally...

60) A guy plays cricket almost consistently for 22 years and goes into a lean patch, we say drop him... A guy who gets dropped from team and one fine day comes back to get 4 wickets in just '1 match' .. We say Whatta comeback.. Somethings are just limited to Indian fans

61)  Stuart Broad by name, Stuart Little by nature - Yuvraj Singh

62)  In Cricket there are only 8 teams playing regularly. Then what the F is Super 8?

63)  The 5 symptoms of laziness..1)
  
64)  For International students, it should be called 'Career unfair'

65)  Gals changing display pictures has become like an FB event. Adhuku oru Gumbal koodudhu paaru!! Ayuyuyoo

66)   All Samsung Officials are withdrawing their children from English medium schools because the first thing they were taught was "A for Apple" 

67)  Even though Sachin Tendulkar now has joined Facebook, when he adds a photo to his Facebook profile, it will be called Wall photo.

68)  UV rays can cause cancer but Yuvi rays cure cancer

69)  First Anna library; Then Anna Arch;  Students now eagerly waiting for Anna University   

70)  Everyone has an Asshole friend. If you don't, you are that Asshole

71)  Looking at the trend of scams in India, the future generation  will get confused whether India gate is a scam or a monument

72)  Unless a cyclone is named Tsunami, no one really cares about other names...Nii enna paer vaenalum vei, School irukka Illiya that's all.. 

73)  Each time I goto sleep, I die. Next morning when I wake up, I am reborn, - M.K.Gandhi
Each time I goto sleep, I'm reborn. Next morning when I wake up, I die again - Students
 


74)  Cabinet may reshuffle how many ever times, but a pack of cards will always have same number of jokers

75)    Airtel super singer Junior participants ah Music director paada kuupadrangalo iliyo, Director kandippa nadikka koopduvaar!!!#Whattay acting skills

76)  Feel sad for whoever posting, Wow inside Infosys. Wow inside HCL. Wow inside Cognizant.
Its like Kasab posting, wow whatta biryani, inside Jail


77)  MS student's situation
Student: Saar tomorrow is Saraswathi pooja. I cant able to touch book..
Professor: Then submit assignment by e-mail.
 


78)  Ten years back came minsara kanavu. Now comes minsaramae kanavu

79)  Kejriwal is trying to expose more than what Sunny Leone has ever done in her entire career!!!

80)  Kareena Kapoor (10 year old) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita singh in 1991. Kareena congratulated the couple at that time and Saif replied .. "Thank you beta" .. No wonder now Saif has beta version of his marriage!!   
   
81)  Thanks to Vadivelu, Mayira Pochae can now be decently told as Vada Poche!! 

82)  Happy birthday Sachin and Dravid of Indian freedom struggle..
Mahatma Gandhi = Tendulkar. Everyone remembers Oct 2nd as his birthday alone. But it is also the birthday of Dravid named 'Lal Bahadur Shastri'
 


83)  Post match press conference..
Ravi Shasthri: Dhoni what's the reason for team's loss?
Dhoni: Pitch Please


84)  Sachin has one more record.. He has played the most number of "This could be his last match/series" matches..

85) DLF gives way to 'Pepsi IPL' ..Time for Archana Vijaya to give way to 'Pepsi Uma'

86)  Kasab hanged. Hurry, post an awesome status and win a 3 year holiday package to replace him in jail !!

87)  Kohli vs Swann would make perfect story line for Aadukalam 2

88)  When someone shouts at you for your mistake, you reply "na otthukren en thappudhan sorry" in order to pacify and end it smoothly.. But wtf moment is when the shouter responds saying "nii enna mairu otthukardhu"

89)  One more song / tune he copies , People will change his name From Harris Jayaraj to Hair is Jayaraj !!

90) Diwali Ku Tv la Enna Padam Paakalaam
Ajith Fan- Mankatha
Vijay Fan- Nanban
Surya fan-Singam
TNEB - Enna ma Anga Sathamm????
 
    

91)  Weekdays used to be long and weekends short. Now time runs so fast that Weekdays are short and weekends are invisible. 



92)  But nothing like TN elections... Same story happens.. Jaya tv, Ndtv and every other news channel would have announced Jayalalitha as CM.. But DMK will still be leading in SUN TV 

93)  If Romney was from Anna University, he would have applied for Re-evaluation..

94)  Halloween is truly celebrated when people start putting their original photos as Display pictures.

95)  Dear GOD. Take Ravi Shastri. Give us back Tony Greig

96)  We don't care if you are Hindus or Muslims. A christmas gift is a gift....- R. Jadeja    
   
97)  Archaeologists reveal that Mayans were die hard Cricket fans and they missed their date only by 2 days. 

98)   Jeppiar colleges should be set up in Delhi!!

99)  BCCI should select 11 painters instead of cricketers if they think about white wash.

100) 12/12/12/ Happens once in a life time..
Bitch please, all the dates happen once in a lifetime only....
 


101)  IOC bans Indian Olympic Association..Now Indian athletes cannot participate in future Olympics...

So athletes in need of Gold and Silver medals? Contact

Adyar Sports
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