Friday, May 31, 2013

When you get a Job, be really proud of it..

Dedicated especially to students who did their primary and secondary schooling in CBSE

When we were 3 or 4 years old, our parents joined us in the kindergarten, and little did we know what this journey of ours really meant. After successfully learning ABCD, nursery rhymes and 1 2 3 4, we jumped to Primary schooling. Textbooks and 4 lined notebooks entered our school bags. Lunch baskets were also carried, as we started our regular 7 hours of school with 4 subjects, being Maths, English, Language and EVS.

Then we faced the first major exam of our life called 1st std midterm exam written in our 40 pgs test notebooks. Then we quickly forgot what we learnt (except in maths) as new syllabus was to be studied for 2nd exam of our lives, the 2nd midterm test. After 2 midterm tests we came across the biggest exam called Annual exam, which we understood was the exam we need to pass to go to next class.

For the first time in our lives we start to carry exam pads in a Pothys silks plastic bag and enter the exam hall with seating arrangements made with a 2nd std boy writing next to us. The exam had Objective paper part carrying 40 marks where we wrote answers on the question paper itself and then 2nd part to be filled in Answer sheet for 60 marks.

After getting used to this routine till 5th std, we entered Secondary schooling. EVS now became general Science. 3rd language had to be taken. We saw the book bags that our parents brought from school and came to know that new subjects had to be learnt. Science and Maths text books started to look bigger as we got set for 6th standard. Midterm tests got replaced with Quarterly exam and Half yearly exam. Objective part of exam went away and all 100 marks were to be answered only in answer sheet. Alright from 4 to 5 subjects now. "Periya class ku vantom" we said to ourselves. We bravely faced the exams and somehow cleared them too. Some of us also put vetti scene "Ayuyo 6th std, pass avaenaanu theriliyae.. Periya class achae" and also polambify to our paati thatha, “therila paati result epdi varum nae”. Our Grand parents reassure us, "chi summa iru da nee lam pass aaydva. Appana polavae gettikaaran nee lam"and we did. Same story happens in 7th. Someone from our family goes to notice board and then calls our house. Dei Nii 8th pora da.. Ah that relief.

8th la Social science was introduced and for the first time we had 6 subjects to learn all of a sudden. English, 2nd language, 3rd language, General science, Social science and maths. 600 ku 500 aavdhu thaandanum ngra target comes into the picture. Till 7th we would have easily got within 400 out of 500 category, but 8th lendhu out of 600 kae we will get the marks what 1st rankers got in 7th. 470s and 480s ...We get kalaichufied School van la. For instance

Friend (Topper in next class) : Enna da Total evlo?
Me: 480 Thala
Friend: Oru subject baaki varavaendiyadhu irukka?
Me: (Mind voice... "Oh idhuku paer dhan avamaanama?") and keep silent.

After getting the taste of avamaanams, we now enter 9th standard. We start wondering, "aaha idhu romba periya class achae". 9th na pant vaera potundu school poganum.. We say Byebye to 3rd language. "Saniyan oru subject ozhinjudu". Now Maths textbooks start coming in 2 volumes. General science get split into Physics, Chemistry and Biology within a textbook. Social la ennada na History Geography and Civics nu pirichurvanga..We at times got confused between Physics and Civics. "Oh idhu Science adhu Social science ah? Ok Ok".  

Now this is the class where teachers put the big Gundu. "Students for annual exam, you will have the entire book. All the portions covered for Quarterly will be asked in Half yearly and both portions from both exams will be asked in Annual exam." We muzhungufy the echil and ask God,"Ivloolaama padichaanunga pona varsham mundhina varsham padichavangalam?". Then we ask our bench mate "Dei epdi da ivlo padikardhu?". "Enakkae therila machi". 

School van la Poitrukkum Bodhu we start hearing 11th and 12th std boys discussing.. “Hey Illada Sin teeta is 1 / Cosec Teeta da. Cos Teeta dhan da answer. Tan teeta va substitute panni paaraen..” Our Mind voice "Namakku already 9th std allu kalambing, idhula ivanunga enna elavu da pesikraanga? Idhellam namakku puriyuma?? Ayoyoo enna subject ra avanga padikardhu?.. Aaala udu Modhalla 9th ah mudippom.." 

Then we see our classmates and best friends who were our range all these years, starting to get Great marks in Quarterly and Half yearly exams, and when it is annual, we slowly come to know that they have been going to tuition. We then understand. "Oh ho Tuition ngardhu failures ku mattum nu dhanae nanachom.. Appdi iliyo?" We somehow clear the 9th with avamaanamish mark and enter tenth.

Aaaha Board exams. Vaazhkailiyae periya buildupp kudukkapatta exam. School laam maari maari ezhudhina exam.. Roll number a Phone number range ku fill pannina exam. Idhukku vara resulta paakanumae nu Compuer laam vaangi, adhula resulta paarthu, Poi solravangalku Poi solli, Miidhi paerta markae sollama epdiyo marachu, oru vazhiya mudichutom..

Then we entered the 11th standard.. Yappa epdiyo teeta va teetiyachu... Physics Chemistry ellathukum silar kumbudu potrupaanga, Silar eduthurupanga..  Silar vaenda veruppa padichurupaanga.. Silar CBSE, Silar Stateboard, Silar commerce etc etc...

After finishing 11 and 12th, avanavan edachu college sendhu, adhula 3 or 4 years Arrear vekkama, apdi Vecha adhayum clear pannitu, Record sign Obsi sign, Professors Come and meet me nu solla, Internal la kutthu, External vekkra vaetu, Friends gang ganga pirinju, Love failure adhu idhunu vandhu,  School life dhan best nu thoni, Apparam oru best friend kadachu, avanta polambi, Apram apdi ipdinu 4 varsham mudikkum bodhu, Company la Interview ku okkarara... Adhuvum enna madhri sila goiya caseunga, MS nu scene ah potu, maelum 2 varsham padichutu, appram vaela thedanum.

So right from starting of our journey till where we are right now, we have done it all, DONE IT ALL, only to get settled in Life and make our parents proud. We have knowingly or unknowingly cleared all the barriers that came across us and have excelled in life.

So whoever has a job, feel great and be really proud of it...

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Collection of chosen IPL 2013 Tweets/Status updates..

Here are some of the tweets / Facebook Statuses of mine during this IPL, that have been compiled. I have also posted the Facebook links for posts which have received great response.

1)
Indha IPL opening ceremony enga nadandhadhu ngardhu mukkyam illa!!!
Next IPL opening ceremony enga nadakkum gardhu dhan Mukkyam!!!


2) 
Bad luck for Sun risers. 'Pune' crossing their path in the very first match.
#Superstition


3)  
Catches win matches?
Bitch please...
Our Jadeja can give a catch and finish the match.. #JadejaFacts
(after CSK vs RCB last ball thriller R.P Singh bowls no ball... )
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151535713478770

4) 
IPL FACT:
It doesn't matter if you have a purple cap or an Orange cap. To lift the IPL trophy, you need the Yellow cap. #CSK
 


5)
CSK wants all the matches to go down the Wire
CSK fans feel all match going down their Vayir

Kalakkudhu da saami


6)   
Sir Ravindra Jadeja forgot to eat his breakfast..
So he made an egg outta his batting...


7)
A man tried to pick a team for fantasy league..
He chose Gayle first..
He then got a message,
Thank you for picking your Fantasy team. 
(After Gayle's 175)

8) 
While the whole world sees Lunar eclipse its
Solar eclipse in Chepauk


(April 25th SRH vs CSK in Chepauk)

9) (A compilation from Cricinfo's comments section)
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151557236278770

10)
Rajasthan Royals, inikki Sammy Unga kanna kuthirchu

(April 27th SRH vs RR) 

11) 
Because Dhoni leads the side, the place is still called Chepauk
Had Gambhir or Kolhi lead the side, the place would have been called Kilpauk

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151558168368770

12)
Dear Bangalore,
Be happy. and consider RCB is still on top of the table..
Because CSK is in a different league altogether

(When CSK was 1st and RCB 2nd on IPL Table) 

13) 
Yes, I agree.. CSK matches are fixed..
Infact all IPL teams' matches are fixed..
To know when please refer to IPL schedule.
 


14)
Congrats Delhi Daredevils
First team to start practicing for IPL 7
 


15
Dei Harbhajan pannadhuku paeru dance ah da? Beach manna seruppulaendhu tattravan madhri gudhikkran 

16) 
Alaipayuthey on KTV.
Azhuga Varudhey on Sony Tv


(After CSK loses to MI 2-0 in group stages)

17)
Vinay Kumar...
Bowling podrathuku badhila Ball ah neeyae crowd ku potudlam
 
 

(After Miller prepares Vinay Kurma with his bowling)

18) 
Every time Hussey loses his orange cap..Gayle finds it and returns it back!!

19)
CSK played 14 matches
MI played 14 matches
RR played 14 matches
Gilchrist, played just 1 innings and put all these 3 into playoffs!!!


20)
Whenever Nehra bowls here after, it should be called Business class and not Economy

21)
Kumble ennamo Saavu veetla Kaapi kaekaravan Madhri pesran

22) 
Sir Ravindra Jadeja was called for Spot Fixing. But he changed the Spot

23)
If Bhajji had slapped Sreesanth today, he would have been a National hero
(After Sreesanth was arrested for Spot fixing)

24) 
Sreesanth's dad blames Dhoni for framing his son..
Yaen utta Sreesanth kae Dhoni dhan Kaaranam nu sollaen...
 


25)
Gilchrist KEPT quietly for 14 long years
Took a BOWL, 

Put Bhajji and
Ended his appetite for Cricket

(In his last match, takes Harbhajan's wicket)  

26) (When CSK vs RCB match was affected by Rain and few people said CSK fixed it :D)

Dear Haters,

Weather fixing, if at all is possible can be done only by one person...

Sincerely,
Ramanan


27)
8 overs per side ku Chinnaswamy stadium ah da? 
Adhukku en veetu terrace ay podhumae

28)  
CSK will win this match if the score board shows 8 overs starting from 12 overs to 20 overs #FinishersNotStarters 

29)
Murali Vijay apdiyae Paai Padukkayoda Ground pakkam vandhrukkannu nanaikren 
(Gives a slow start to CSK in the 8 over match)

30)
Moral of the match: CSK vs RCB
Vijay forgot to hit the balls so the ball hit his
 


31) 
The reason why Bangalore played their last match at home was to save on travel expenses
(After they get eliminated)

32)
Looks like MI have successfully qualified for qualifier 2!!
(Loses to CSK in Playoffs)

33)
SIR ey Jahan Se Achchha
(SRJ gives a crucial breakthrough for CSK against MI in playoffs)
https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151598576213770    

34)
Rohit Sharma.. Thambi Ni MI ku dhan captain..
Aaana Dhoni Unakkae Captain
 

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151598646278770 

35)
You can fix a match
but you cannot bloody fix that catch
(Raina takes a stunner against MI in playoffs)

-------------------Finals------------------------
 
36)  
MI :
Thappana match ku vantomo?
Finals aamae idhu...

(After MI lost 4 wickets quickly)

37)
Ashwin ah lam slip la vecha,
Indha ball ku adutha ball la dhan vizhuvann

(Ashwin reacts late to  a slip catch, misses crucial Pollard's wicket) 

38)
Sir Ravindra Jadeja got bored of Cricket..
So he played Golf

 (Irresponsible lofted shot, gets out for a duck)  

39) 
Murali Vijay to Dhoni:
7 overs aaircha?
Right Boss na Kalambren..
 


40)
Strategic Time out..
Dhoni to Ashwin: Apaada pesrathuku neeyachu irukiyae.
 


41)
Anti Dhoni Fans...
You will dearly Hope that Dhoni gets out now .....
That's what he is for opposition when he plays for India..
A threat to the opposition
Kindly remember that
 


42)
The Management betrayed
The team Betrayed
He was standing their all alone...
All he needed was a support...
CSK today was a mini representation of what India and its fans are for my Inspirational Icon
M.S.Dhoni
 

https://www.facebook.com/singam.90/posts/10151607030428770

43) 
Heights of Bayam . :

Dhoni batting..
One ball remaining, 29 runs needed !!
Rohit Sharma setting the field so desperately !


44)
Record and listen to all Dhoni's post match presentations..
Graduate as MBA..
 
 


THE END